Wrong Turn Travels

Explore our exceptional lodging options at Wrong Turn Travels, designed to provide a serene and comfortable retreat for your spring getaway. Our selection of bungalows offers a blend of relaxation and convenience, ensuring that your stay is as stress-free as possible. Discover how our offerings can help you unwind and recharge during your well-deserved break.

Unwind in (un)Comfort

Tired of luxury? Fed up with the cushy amenities of ordinary hotels? Look no further than Wrong Turn Travels, the ultimate for travelers who crave an "authentic" experience!

Our "Features" include:

  • Unique Bedding: Say goodbye to boring, soft mattresses! At Misery Suites, you’ll sleep on our signature “stone slab deluxe” beds, featuring springs that poke through just enough to remind you they’re there. Oh, and pillows? Let’s just say we’ve redefined what qualifies as "supportive."

  • Custom Soundtrack: Relax to the soothing symphony of dripping faucets, rattling pipes, and the occasional sound of nocturnal rodents in the walls. It’s like nature’s playlist, but indoors!

  • Ambient Lighting: Experience our signature flickering fluorescent bulbs, guaranteed to keep you guessing whether it’s mood lighting or a fire hazard.

Convenience and Accessibility

Getting There is Half the... fun?

Tired of convenient vacations? Ready to leave the beaten path—and civilization—far, far behind? Introducing The Middle of Nowhere Inn, the ultimate escape for those who think adventure begins with a broken GPS and ends with asking, "Why did I agree to this?"

Proximity is for amateurs.

 

 

Guest Testimonials:

"I’ve never felt so far from everything. Including my own sanity." 

"This place redefines remote. It’s like camping, but with slightly fewer amenities." 

 

Unique Experiences 

The Vacation You Won't Remember!

Looking for a destination that doesn’t try too hard? Genericville is here to underwhelm you in every possible way. With absolutely no unique features or standout amenities, it’s the perfect spot for those who just want to say, “I guess it was fine.”

Marvel at our landscapes, which are neither breathtaking nor offensive. Hills that are sort of green? Check. A body of water that’s not quite a lake but bigger than a pond? Absolutely!  In fact, the only thing you’ll take home is the faint memory of having been somewhere.

Book now—or don’t. We probably won’t notice.